a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
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It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11 but it's not funny when I found out my mates mum jumped from the 21st floor
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
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5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.
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I would make a joke about silver the hedgehog... but it's no use!
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
I make weed disappear, what's your super power?
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If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood Now ain't that cool?
How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.
My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”
Whats the difference between paul walker and a fly? its the sound they make when they hit the windshield
I asked what was her favourite type of magic she said “the one you make”
