🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
i make baby mush
yur forehead is so big it makes mega minds head look small
how do u make a sausage roll
push it down the hill🍆
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What did the creep do when the woman said “make yourself at home”? He hid in her attic
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Your so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
Umm what joke should I make
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJ's?
A: They keep breaking records!
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
I asked what was her favourite type of magic she said “the one you make”
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day but your mom makes you go anyway
why cant you make fun of a bunny's head? because they have a hare-line
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood Now ain't that cool?
If chickens make chicken nuggies does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?!
CONSPIRACY!!!
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Can we make this post the most liked post on the website?? Here is a joke to help:
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
