Make jokes
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Quit making jokes about me.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Memes
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?