Make jokes
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.