Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Make Jokes
Does this sentence make any sense?
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
