OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Does this sentence make any sense?
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
