Make jokes
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
Even my school is making the jokes lmao
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.
Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly. We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that. She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black. But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F. Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all. She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed. She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna. She’s so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mo-om.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you. I’m havin' sex with your mother That makes me better than you.
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight with doin' your mom
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
They tried to make me laugh, but I was already DYING.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."