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In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.
Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?
Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.
Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?
Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.
For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.
So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.
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Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.