Make jokes
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
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(I'm a girl btw)
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Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Memes
meme:
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA