Make jokes
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad? You stab it 23 times.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."