Make jokes
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
Real
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.