Make

Make jokes

Cent

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

Condom

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

America

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

Dick

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

Miscarriage

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

Memes

School

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

Basketball

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

Vampire

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

Ruin

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

Man

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

Money

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.