Make jokes

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

And together we will make America great again.

You were never great in the first place.

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?

Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

What kind of pillow makes sounds?

Why can't poor people write jokes?

Because they make no cents.

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

Quit making jokes about me.

Why is Santa make-believe?

Because he is fake!

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.

How does a rapper make a burrito?

With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!