Make jokes
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well, he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.