Your Forehead Is Huge

Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.

If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.

Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.

Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.

Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about your HUGE forehead. It's so big, it messes with space and Earth's rotation! You are so dumb, you probably think the Andromeda galaxy is a medical condition.

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I made these up myself. GALAXY FOREVA!