Make jokes

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Why is willb103 so funny?!!

Because he made the joke home page!!!

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find

Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

I will make more jokes tomorrow.

Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

My friend: Yo stupid.

Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?

My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*

Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?

Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.

Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.

"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"