Make jokes
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.