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What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"

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What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

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I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their cache.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...

"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?