Make jokes

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

What did the magician do as a trick in his show?

Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

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Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.