Make jokes

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?

The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.

If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

What sandwich spread makes people itch?

Flea-nut butter.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.

If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.

Why are you guys making fun of priests?

Because you have a suga daddy already.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?

Kid's.

Do they say you are what you eat?

That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

What do you call a body without a nose?

Nobody knows.