Make jokes
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Memes
When you let drunk people make a fnaf game
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod