Make jokes

Make America Great Britain again!

Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?

Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

A sister went to her brother's room and says,

"I'm scared, can I sleep with you?"

"Yes, sis."

"What is this?" (pointing at his dick)

"My pet snake."

"Can I pet it?"

"Yes."

He wakes up in a hospital.

"What happened?"

"Your snake spit on me, so I bit his head off."

"You dummy!"

"Whaaat?"

Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their cache.

My diet:

Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...