Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Make Jokes
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why are you guys making fun of priests?
Because you have a suga daddy already.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
