Make jokes
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”