Make jokes

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dragon.

Dragon deez nuts.

Dragon deez nuts who?

DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

Make America Great Britain again!

Why did Dan the orphan go to the orphanage?

Because he was! I couldn't make the homepage website!!

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅