Make jokes
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
Green beans, potato salad with the one that was in the fridge for me.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
You make the juice go through my power brick.