Make jokes
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Memes
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.