Make a jokes

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

Why did the cat cross the road?

To make a catastrophy on the road.

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?

You rock-it!

How do you make a pink Smurf?

You peel the skin off.

Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?

A: Tickle its balls.

How do you make a builder cry?

Kill his family.

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.

How do you make a dead baby float?

1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.

Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?

You pick it up off the street.

Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?

How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.

What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.

My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?

Tie the bungee cord around his neck.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).