What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."
I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan
why did the cat cross the road?
to make a catastifi on the road
Jeff did you hear ther making a film about Jimmy savile it’s a very touchy subject. Yeah I did Gary but did you hear the reviews on the bill Cosby film people said it was so boring it put them to sleep
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby
They Are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"
do u guys know how to make a hoe in minecraft? you pick it up off the street.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages of course, silly!
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people but they just don’t work
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
what is a orphan's favorite game? sims so they can make a family to have.
How do you make a blind person jealous you ask if it’s a nice day out
