Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Make a Jokes
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
