Why make a joke when i wake up and look at myelf?
I tried to make a belt out of watches. But it was a waist of time
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up
How do you make a Suicidal guy go bungie jumping?
Tie the bungie cord around his neck.
How do you make a cat go "woof"? .... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, "for the France!" And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, "long live the queen!" And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said "MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS"
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
Was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck..... Cum on guys
why cant two asians make a white baby? Because two wongs dont make a white.
i would make a dad joke, but i dont have a dad to joke about.
what makes a depressed kid happy ..... a bridge
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then “WHOA-MAN!!”
wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
My friend said they were going to make a come back I told them to do it at the back of the throat
how can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her? change your name to "rape"