Make a jokes
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).