Make a jokes
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!