Make a jokes

How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?

Tie the bungee cord around his neck.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"

Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?

Q: How do you make a door cry?

A: Twist its knob.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.

Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

Bosses are like seagulls.

They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.

What do you say to make a redhead mad?

Anything.