Make a jokes
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
He was so close but so far
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
I blend children to make a good living.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
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