How do you make a cat go "woof"?
... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
Make a Jokes
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.
While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."
So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
