Make a jokes

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.

How do you make a child’s parents happy?

Put the child to sleep.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."

What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?

"Two wongs don’t make a white."

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.

(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.

I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.

My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.

How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!

Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

Actor: Really? What do I do?

Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.