Make a jokes

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.

Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?

They're calling it Finding Emo.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

A German, a Swiss, and a Russian make a bet: whoever has the most forest area in their country wins about 10,000 euros.

First, they fly over Switzerland: 8,000 square kilometers of forest. The German starts getting cold feet, as he doesn't think he'll win. Next, they fly over Russia: 50,000 square kilometers of forest. The German realizes he doesn't stand a chance unless he cheats.

When they fly over Germany, they see 10,000 square kilometers of forest. The German seems to have won, but then the Swiss shouts: "That's a tree!" The German was accused of fraud.

The German is furious. He calls the head of the Bundeswehr: "Why did the tree move?!" The boss said, "I'll put the guy who moved on the line," and passed the receiver over.

"Why did you move?" the German asked.

The young man replied: "Okay, when a dog came along and peed on my trunk, that was still fine. But then a bear came along and rubbed against my trunk..."

How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?

I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.

I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.

Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

What goes up but never past the digits 15?

A Make-A-Wish kid...

Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?