I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
one day I came to my mom and said "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
mom: "no you can't.."
me: *throws butter out the window* me: "look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it
How do you make a emo jump
A cliff
Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
How do you make a orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till they're parents come home
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
How do u make a sad person jump?
a bridge
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke
what makes a nuke and divorce the same?
it only takes one of each to end your life.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!
