Make a Jokes

Why are Egyptian gods orphans Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a-new-bus) every year to make a prophet

3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".

Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes

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My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

How do you make a orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till they're parents come home

I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."

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How do u make a sad person jump?

a bridge

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Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)

My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!!!!

What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."

I got some new jeans yesterday, until I realised they didn't fit me around the waist so I went looking for a belt. I couldn't find one. Then I had a really good idea. I could attach a ton of watches together to make a belt! But then I just thought it was a waist of time.