Make a jokes
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make a run vhaleka.
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."