I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper
It's just to tear able
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby what makes no baby? Two Swallows
How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS
I’d make a rape joke but but ion wanna force that on you too
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away it's chair
I’d make a joke to fetty wap on this but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this
How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it.
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Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
I would make a joke about silver the hedgehog... but it's no use!
Why can't orphans play basebal
The can't make a homerun😂😂
how do you make a orphan cry? ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it
How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it
how do u make a sausage roll
push it down the hill🍆
I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
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I would make a disabled joke But they never work
