Make a jokes
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
How do you make an Indian explode?
You press the red dot.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly?
Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.