Make a jokes

They are making a movie about clocks.

It’s about time.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Q: How do you make a door cry?

A: Twist its knob.

Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

What makes a nuke and divorce the same?

It only takes one of each to end your life.

I would make a dad joke, but I don't have a dad to joke about.

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"

How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?

Change your name to "Rape."

I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

How do you make a blonde girl stop screaming in bed? Pull out of her.

How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.

The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.

The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.