Make a jokes

Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.

While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."

So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"

How do you make a lesbian upset?

Give her a multiplication test.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

How do you make an Indian explode?

You press the red dot.

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.

It's just too tear-able.

My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?

Two swallows.

How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.

I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.

How do you make a handkerchief dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make a homerun. 😂😂

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

How do u make a sausage roll?

Push it down the hill.🍆