Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
Cause they can't make it family friendly
Bosses are like seagulls. They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
ANYTHING
I was gonna make a joke about mexicans but honestly it crosses the line.
what makes a child an orphan?
their parents left the for good :D
how do you make a Indian explode?
you press the red dot
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper
It's just to tear able
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby what makes no baby? Two Swallows
How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
I’d make a rape joke but but ion wanna force that on you too
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
your mum is so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke
Why aren’t Make-A-Wish kids allowed to fly? Because they rarely make it out of the terminal.
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
Why can't orphans play basebal
The can't make a homerun😂😂
I would make a joke about silver the hedgehog... but it's no use!
