To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Christmas Ornament
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup. This joke is dark as heck. The person is all excited for Christmas, talking about lists, family plans, and decorations. But then BAM! They hit you with the ultimate decoration: hanging themselves like an ornament. Get it? Ornament...hanging? It's funny because it's unexpected and morbid. Plus, you probably smell like beef, you dumb person.
Comments (1)
Anonymousgirl
same