What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
Make a Jokes
How do you make a cat go "woof"?
... douse it in gasoline and set it on fire! "woof!"
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How to make a baby make funny faces?
Put it feet first in a blender.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
