Make a jokes

Two sticks only make a fire.

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."

How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?

"We are in the endgame now!"

How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.

A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"

The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."

How do you make a fruit punch?

You give it a pair of boxing gloves.

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?

They both make a sound at the end.

How do you make a baby float?

You take your foot off its head.

Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?

Mom: No, that's impossible.

Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?

Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.

Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

What would you find on a haunted beach?

A sand-witch!

"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"

How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?

You rock-it!