Make a jokes
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
Two sticks only make a fire.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off its head.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Son: Mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me?
Mom: No, that's impossible.
Son: But it is possible for your secret boyfriend, right?
Mom: No, no, please don't tell your dad. I will make a strawberry cake for you.
Son: Daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake, so because of that, I felt jealous ^_^