Make a jokes

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Why did the cat cross the road?

To make a catastrophy on the road.

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.