Make a jokes

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Why did the cat cross the road?

To make a catastrophy on the road.

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

How do you make an emo mad at you?

Cut the rope.

I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.

One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?

Two swallows.

Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:

Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂