Magic Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

Nut

What is a good nut?

A magic nut!

House

What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡

Stephanie

Stephanie has a magic.

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Wine

A bottle of "MAGICAL PENIS WINE" with Chinese characters and other small text on a golden label. The bottle is dark and full, sitting on a light surface.

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House

What can you do for a magic house?

Make it fly!

Difference

What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.

Illusion

What is magic?

Car

What is a magic car? One that flies!

House

What did a magic house 🏠 do?

Make someone in a wheelchair.

Tree

What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.

Memes

Magic Trick

A close-up of a young boy with a serious facial expression. The text above reads "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."

Letter

A white cat with tears in its eyes. The text above the image says: "Me when I just turned 11 and didn't get a letter from Hogwarts".

Sign

What happend for them to put this sign up?

A black and white image of a sign with the text "PLEASE DON'T SUMMON DEMONS IN THE BATHROOM" in a decorative font, with a pentagram at the top and a small bathtub illustration at the bottom.

Lamp

An image of Aladdin holding a magic lamp with a blue genie beside him. The text says, "Aladdin taught me that good things happen to those who rub one out."

Year

An anime character is looking at a small stick and wondering if this stick is their destined wizard wand. The text says: "7 year old geeks. Is this my destined wizard wand? Weird random stick."

Wizard

A two-panel comic. In the first panel, a bearded wizard tells Severus that trans wizards are just as good as cisgender ones. In the second panel, a person with a trans flag scarf and purple pants levitates in the air, demonstrating the quick learning of magic.

Life

A fluffy white dog wearing glasses and a Gryffindor scarf is sitting next to a copy of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. The text reads, "When your life is falling apart but it's ok because your Hogwarts acceptance letter will be here any minute now."

Name

The meme shows a Nokia phone displaying a message from Tom Riddle, saying "Hello. My name is Tom Riddle. I see you have found my Nokia. Good luck destroying this horcrux." Below this is a picture of Harry Potter with the text "Fuck!"

Magic Trick

When u show ur friend a magic trick

A hand with one finger bent at an unusual angle, as if performing a magic trick.

Answer

Meme:

A series of three images are displayed. The first image depicts a hand drawing a magic circle on paper using an eraser. The second image shows two anime characters, one asking "What are you doing?". The third image shows a hand drawing a magic circle on paper with a pen. Text on the image says "Summoning the answer."

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