What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What is a home that can fly?
A magic house!
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
