What is a car 🚙
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
What is a home 🏡 that can fly? A magic house 🏠
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!
how do you start a dance party? go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold
I like my new e a tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗? A magic car can fly and a house 🏡 can not fly
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home 🏡 was your night night you and had fun I had dinner 🍴 night time and a tree 🌳 I had dinner 🥘 is it a magic time dinner 🥘 I have been home 🏠 was good
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to the earth is the human body of the human being human is it human human can be the one ☝️ day today after the night is the snow ❄️ time and a
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠
What is big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇
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A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told hiM he had one wish the boy said I wanna be like Batman the genie said ok your wish is granted the boy Came home later that day and his parents were dead
Hi 👋 magic school 🏫
What is a cow 🐮 that does magic? A smart cow 🐄
What is a dog 🐶 that does not walk? A magic dog
What is a nut 🥜 that does magic? A human that can turn into a nut 🥜
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog is what a human
