Made jokes
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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