Made jokes

Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.

When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

The couple next door made a porn film.

They don’t know it yet.

Stephen Hawking:

Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?

A:) Tesla

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

-E-

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"