Made jokes
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Memes
Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)