Made Jokes

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if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me? He didn't give me any. I was made by the devil.

POV: I made a blind joke. "That isn't funny, what if helen keller saw that?"

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Your hairline so bent the McDonald logo hairline made fun of it

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Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again? Little Johnny: I had to be their for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Made by Evie and Peyton and Peyton’s Mom

Ok so my brother mad this here it is

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.

What do call a shoe made by George Floyd? The breath Takers

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman

The back of my hand

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews."