Made jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
Damn it I discovered digital art. Made this for my laptop lockscreen 😂 I drew the panda btw
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.