Made jokes
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.