This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Made Jokes
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
