If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of....
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.
It made sour milk.
The couple next-door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
Opposite day be like in doors
Figure : finally I can see
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo I'm blind. Figure I'm sorry i made fun if u all those other times pls don't make fu. Of me
Figure: ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
I made a house for orphans and....
they had no clue How to use it
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's my water
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
What type of cake can orphans not have
Home made
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
What was the Worse Purchase America ever made?
Spending Billions on Two Rice Cookers in 1945
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
Oops, I made a mistake.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely
Everything is made in China, except babies... they are made in Vachina.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.