Made jokes

Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!

What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

The back of my hand.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?

In Greece.

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?

Because she made her dad mad.

Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?

It made sour milk.

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...

Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.

The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?

Where's My Water?