Made jokes

Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?

Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

I once made a belt out of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?

In Greece.

Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!

Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?

Because she made her dad mad.

What type of cake can orphans not have?

Homemade.

Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?

It made sour milk.

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."