Made jokes
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk, she made an earthquake!
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."