Made jokes
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Who doesn't know it? 😂
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.