Made jokes
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Memes
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you canβt say you werenβt warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
Whatβs made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.