Made jokes
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Memes
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you canβt say you werenβt warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
Whatβs made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.