Made jokes
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What made you suddenly lose interest in someone you were pursuing?
When I found out they liked me back. Not interested in someone with poor judgment.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you canβt say you werenβt warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?
Whatβs made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! π
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.