Made Jokes

I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a home page.

What cookies did the orphans never tried?? Home made cookies!!

Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.

What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children

[god creating spiders] God: ok what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawkins coffin

Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.

what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers

warner brothers have made a new superman movie with superman being black. this new supermans nickname is the man of steel but its spelt s-t-e-a-l

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

When i was a child i was made to walk the plank.... We couldnt afford a dog

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.

Stephen Hawking:

Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?

A:) Tesla

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

Why were the 1800s so crazy?

Because of Hairriet Tubman.

I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.

I once made a belt out of clocks. It was a waist of time.

Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.