Made Jokes

Sister- why do shampoo have directions

Me- cause God made you

When I saw u it instantly made me cry LOL

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!

what was the first man made out of ... ADAMS!( Atoms)

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon? Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C

I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.

I made a page for this orphan but sadly it didn’t have a home page

When I saw your face it instantly made me throw up

the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

Are you the Twin Towers because you made my heart explode

I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky

Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward

boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.

I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money bartender says you gotta do 3 task he takes the shot of Jack and the customer says what are the tasks he says the 1st one is but the 1st 1 is I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth and you gotta pull it he says all right what's the 2nd 1 he said I got a big old girl upstairs that aint had no loving in a long time you gotta make her smile he takes another shot of Jack he said all right what's the 3rd 1 he said you see that horse outside you gotta make him laugh and cry Guy goes upstairs goes out back comes out to the front comes back in the other customer said give him the jar The guy says I took care of that lady's tooth and I made that alligator smile well how'd you make the horse laugh he said easy i told him I had a bigger deck then him bartender says how did you make him cry he said easy I showed him