Made jokes
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Whatโs the difference between God and Hitler?
God made thousands of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast.
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, Iโd be more broke than the rap haters.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
The couple next door made a porn film.
They donโt know it yet.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.