Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Made Jokes
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
