Why was the washing machine laughing? It was taking the piss out of the knickers

your moms like a candy machine she pops out any for anybodu

(Credit to Meme Machine)

What’s the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They’re both thinking, “Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!”

What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.

A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!

Their was a enemy with a machine gun. My commander said “Un-arm the enemy”. So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.

How do you turn get a straight guy into you a gay guy well… For starts you grab that ass of his drag him into the bathroom and tell him to suck my long big pineapple and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into dick suckin machine

How do you turn a straight guy into you a gay guy well… For starts you grab that ass of his drag him into the bathroom and tell him to suck my long big pineapple and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into dick suckin machine

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? “ching chong ching chong tang tang”

What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? “ching chong ching chong tang tang”