A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
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Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
guy: Are you a vending machine? because your a snack. girl: Your card got declined. guy: Thats ok you got to bang them a few times to get you moneys worth.
if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".
What is big black and hairy it's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window. When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food." When the man looked confused, the owner said; "Windows are nature's vending machine."
I have so many cash machine jokes But none of them seem to work ATM
the twin towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine they both got freed
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Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade
So there’s this air purifier in my room right, and it’s really noisy so I unplugged it to sleep better and sure enough I fell asleep faster, so I came to the conclusion if I unplug noisy machines people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
