Love jokes
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Memes
saddest youtube comment :(
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
"I love you with all my heart."
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Love.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
What?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
I love you, my new phone! π²
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
Stephanie has a great thumb!
I love sleep π!
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."