Love jokes
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!
God is you... If you have a dog
Stephanie has a great thumb!
I love sleep 🛏!
"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
What?
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
I love you, my new phone! 📲
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"