Love jokes

I love Communism.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Love.

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

"I love you with all my heart."

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

Stephanie has a great thumb!

I love sleep 🛏!

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

I love you, my new phone! 📲

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

What?

What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?

"I love you Twoson."

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.

Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!

Hi, this is a good prank I did.

So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)

Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)