Love jokes

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Mary."

"Mary who?"

"Marry me!"

Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

I love Communism.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

"I love you with all my heart."

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?

"I love you Twoson."

What?

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!