Love jokes

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?

Ice Cream-E

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?

"I love you Twoson."

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

What?

I love sleep 🛏!

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

Stephanie has a great thumb!

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

I love you, my new phone! 📲

What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?

A strong man’s biceps.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?

Ice Cube.

You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.

Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!

Hi, this is a good prank I did.

So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA

(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)

Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)

Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."

Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."

Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."

Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"

Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"

Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."

Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."

Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."

Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"

Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."

Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦