Love jokes
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Defenity peeing with an erection
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
I love Communism.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Love.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
"I love you with all my heart."
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"