Love jokes
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!
I love you, my new phone! 📲
Hey Stacey, love!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!