Love jokes

"CoComelon meme,

No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...

Nobody loves me .v."

Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!

Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?

Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!

*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*

Lionel: AHHHHHHH

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.

I love Communism.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Love.

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

"I love you with all my heart."

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

Stephanie has a great thumb!

I love sleep 🛏!

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

I love you, my new phone! 📲

Man: Could you hold this for me?

Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*

Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!

What?

What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?

"I love you Twoson."

Hi, this is Stephanie. Is it a fun night for you too? I love you!