Love jokes

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?

Dr. Dre-seed.

Do y'all love God?

My cousin really loves baseball.

He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.

I love riding my bike 🚲.

I love games.

I love not much.

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?

Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.

Daughter: So she only loves my sister?

Dad: Yep.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

I love animals!

What is a boyfriend?

I love you, you love me.

"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

I love pussy.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

You are adopted.

No cap. No one loves you.

Bye.