Love jokes

I love pussy.

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(

I love animals!

Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?

Because "family is everything!"

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

You are adopted.

No cap. No one loves you.

Bye.

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

I love games.

Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?

Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.

Daughter: So she only loves my sister?

Dad: Yep.

I love riding my bike 🚲.

"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.

I love not much.

What is a boyfriend?