Love jokes

I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?

I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍

Do y'all love God?

What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?

Dr. Dre-seed.

My cousin really loves baseball.

He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

I love pussy.

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

I love you, you love me.

I love games.

I love not much.

What is a boyfriend?

I love animals!

"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.

Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?

Because "family is everything!"

You are adopted.

No cap. No one loves you.

Bye.

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love