Love jokes

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

I fell in love with my teacher.

Which is weird because I am home schooled.

I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(

Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?

Because "family is everything!"

You are adopted.

No cap. No one loves you.

Bye.

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"

Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?

Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.

Daughter: So she only loves my sister?

Dad: Yep.

I love games.

I love riding my bike 🚲.

I love not much.

Do y'all love God?

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?

Dr. Dre-seed.