Love jokes
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
ALWAYS ME
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.
The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
I love my mom.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.