Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
For our anniversary, I gave my girlfriend a picture of me inside a pistachio.
But that’s just me in a nutshell.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
All Nepali love momos.
I love jumping off cliffs.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
I love fard 😋
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
