Love jokes

These are bee puns.🐝

I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.

Why do basketball players love cookies so much?

Because they can dunk them!

I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.

Orphans have no home.

Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.

So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).

A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”

My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?

My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.

Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!

The best and worst part about being bi:

Best: Double the love, double the fun.

Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.

Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.

That's why he married Courtney Love.

They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?

You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.

Hello explain bear my love 💕💕

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.

But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.