Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
All Nepali love momos
What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
who wanna be my boyfriend
Hello, this is our fun CULT haha or CLUB what ever you want!
Love you orphan haters! :^ Nina
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
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Why was an orphan loving school? Because the people actually came back.
Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
I love still things
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My girlfriend got covid
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library, when we returned them he said “your sister works the returns right” I told him “yes she does and she will be here in about five minutes”. He said “ why don’t we put a cook book in the women’s sports section” I told him “I love it” so I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
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I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els
Mom: Anna let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time and you the other half that way it will all be fair and I don't have to put up with this crying, I've already got 7 others to take care of.
Anna: I do mom. I have Fred(younger brother) go up and I go down!
Mom: Good. NOW HOW 'BOUT THE REST OF YOU GO PLAY OUTSIDE IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE IT'S THE WARMEST IT'S BEEN ALL YEAR, 45 DEGREES BELOW 0!
Kids: WOW! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
