Love jokes
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Memes
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
My parents love me.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Orphans have no home.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).
A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”
My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!