Nissan jokes

Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/

You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.

You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."

Ti girls yiman nyan kuni karhata Nina munh.

If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.