Nissan jokes

Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.