Love jokes
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Memes
When you say "i love you" and she says "ily"
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Love you baby :^
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!