Love jokes
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Memes
When you say "i love you" and she says "ily"
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”