Love jokes
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Always!
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Love you baby :^
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘