Love jokes

Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?

Dogs get loved.

What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?

No one loves them!

Wife: Honey, I love you.

Husband: I love you all.

Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.

I love birthdays 🍰

I love time.

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."

Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.

Everybody loved dees big nuts.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

Stephanie is my name.

"I LOVE YOU JACK!"

Why does an orphan play mum and dad?

'Cause they need self-love.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?

A: A few weeks.

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.