A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months
A man walks over to a little boy and asks "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?" the little boy replies with "Yes please i love bunnies" The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said can you see it yet?" The little boy curious says "no where is it?" The man says "dig a little deeper he runs into the whole when he gets scared!"
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing so hope you enjoy and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
I have a girlfriend.
I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why
are you a volcano? because you're hot and i really lava you
What is an orphans favourite time with his family
me time
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says "Will you be my Valenein?"
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
I love gay people UwU
Like if u love God and jesus
my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!
Why do orphans play tennis because that's the only thing they loved
i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage
