Love jokes
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Love you baby :^
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.