Love jokes
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
Memes
When you say "i love you" and she says "ily"
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.