Love jokes
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Always!
Love you baby :^
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!