Love Jokes

Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

One afternoon, a man was walking to a bar after work. Across the street, an Irish nun stood there waving her arms at the man. "Look at this poor drunkard! The Lord does not love him! He will be sent to Hell!" the nun shouted. The man walked over to the nun. "Hey! I had a hard day at work! I was going to get ONE beer! Have you ever even tried a drink before?" the man asked. The nun looked down and shook her head. "Well, if you tried it, you would probably like it! Would you want to try something?" the man asked. The nun replied, "Okay, only one thing." "What would you like?" asked the man. He offered her beer and whiskey, but she declined. "How about a little gin?" the man concluded. "Okay, sure. But, can you ask them to put it in a mug so people don't see what I'm drinking?" asked the nun. "Fine," the man walks into the bar and waves to the bartender. "Hey, can I have a bottle of beer and a bit of gin? Also, can that be in a mug?" asked the man. The bartender looked up, with fury in his eyes. "Don't tell me that damn nun is out there again!" the bartender said.

An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?

“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂

Adam and Eve had sex. It was Paradise.

1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...

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you know how sometimes you want to listen to music But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to

If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl

He fell for her

why do dwarfs love penis it tickles there insides

do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true

The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding.

Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes.

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage