I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
I love big hot sexy men.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What does a orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mothers Day and Father's Day
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
What do orphan want to get for Christmas ... a mother
Roses are red violets are blue when I see you I play with my poo
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
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