Love jokes
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
I love my mom.