Love jokes
I love you, my new phone! 📲
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
Your family.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
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Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.