Love jokes
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Memes
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.