Love jokes
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
Memes
Always!
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Love you baby :^
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."