Love jokes
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Are you a cardiologist? My heart is missing, can I have yours instead?
I love still things.