Love jokes
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Always!
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Love you baby :^
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.