Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
đ”Penaldo Thrillsđ”
Câmon câmon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
âTil I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
âThe Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.â
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
I love it when your parents come round for Christmas. I just wish we couldn't hear them through the ceiling.
Why canât orphans be married
Because they wonât have their parents blessings
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Girl: Iâm so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think youâre abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: Whatâs the ijk?
Boy: Iâm just kidding.
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
