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What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza
What do orphan want to get for Christmas ... a mother
I love trash bags cause they remind me of my heart.... black
I love big hot sexy men.
What dinosaur loves music? The velociRAPtor!
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
My heart is like a plane. It crashes every once in a while.
I love breakups, my ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
My Brother's addicted to buying ladders, he loves to get high
Roses are red violets are blue when I see you I play with my poo
So a girl says to her ex I can't get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we've the girl replies I see you in everything like when I'm walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr colin, who loves making a din, he thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, that's not what everyone shows, about his life he ploughs and ploughs, about his dog bella and his relation-ship woes... mr colin, we do not care, when you speak, our minds are not there, your life you have unnecessarily shared, when we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr colin, rumbling about his exceptions, just when someone puts something in the bin, or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, but Mr Colin, drinking too much gin, will flail all his annoying attention on him, he'll push his limits, right to the rim... And just how i love flan~ Oh he's finally gone~
@DreamBlue
Why is Mrs Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin kids.
I Love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball though.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common? No one loves them!
Why does Technoblade love Orphans?
Cause he can relate to their parents!
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