Love jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.

Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.

Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!

Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!

Love you-Iariah

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

I love ❤️ dogs.

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.

I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.

I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.

Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."

There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!

Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.

69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120

58008 (flip calculator)

Boobless.

Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!

The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.