Love jokes
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
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what do you see in this picture look carefully im joking just look at the picture happy valentines
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."
Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."
Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."
Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"
Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"
Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."
Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."
Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."
Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"
Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."
Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.