Love jokes

I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...

Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.

God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

Most people smother babies with love.

I smother them with pillows.

I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?

I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.

The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.

Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.

That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.

Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.

Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.

But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.

what game does an emo love?

Hangman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"

Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?

A: Air Force Juans.

What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?

Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.

The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.

Like it’s my next meal.

RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.