Love jokes
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle?
My girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
My credit card is more declined than the love from my dad.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.