What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
My girlfriend got covid
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
I wrote a book called Endless Love
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller
Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
what diffrence between friends and family one actully real
me: breath right now if u wanna date me
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!
Peace out!!!! <3
Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
What are Teo things that an orphan can’t have...
Two parents
who wanna be my boyfriend
