Love jokes
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I love Mekhi!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
I love birthdays 🍰
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.
Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."
Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."
"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."
Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.