Love Jokes

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome

Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?

The second hand book was loved once..

I LOVE EGGS

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield

mmmm bread I love panera bread This is unrelated but where i live there is no panera bread Yknow what thats called:

No panera bread

why do orphans commit crimes

to be wanted

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

Yea man! Life is wonderful! But, when u realise all of the ones u loved we're fake. And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice. Is 13 age too young for dying? Am i just paranoid? I'm scared.

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Why do people love camping?--- Because it's in tents!

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real

crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me- EGG

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

Are you a blanket? Because I love when you’re on top of me.

i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.

What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more political corrupted than the man boy love association of america because it is politically motivated? Libertarian Party 🤔 💭 💡 😲 🫢 😭 😠 😡 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.