Love jokes

What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?

No one loves them!

Why does Technoblade love orphans?

'Cause he can relate to their parents!

I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.

Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?

Because she loves raisin' kids.

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Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.

She is being born in 2 months.

A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"

The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"

The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"

The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"

The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Why do orphans love getting r@ped?

Because they want to know what love feels like.

I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.

I think we know why.

I love gay people. UwU

They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"

I have a girlfriend.

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?

"Me time."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.

Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!

#takemebacksophie

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