You are my compass, without you, I’m lost.
I love little mix
Roses are red violets are blue when I see you I play with my poo
My heart is like a plane. It crashes every once in a while.
So a girl says to her ex I can't get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we've the girl replies I see you in everything like when I'm walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
Why does Technoblade love Orphans?
Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why is Mrs Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin kids.
yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
I love gay people UwU
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why
I have a girlfriend.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says "Will you be my Valenein?"
What is an orphans favourite time with his family
me time
are you a volcano? because you're hot and i really lava you
my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
Adam and Eve had sex. It was Paradise.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes.
