Love jokes

Rock, paper, lesbians.

JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Technoblade would love it here.

What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

Hangman.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.

Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

I love all races, even the bad ones.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.

I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.

I love rap!

Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.

Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.