Love jokes

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

Rock, paper, lesbians.

JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.

Technoblade would love it here.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.

What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

Hangman.

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

I love all races, even the bad ones.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.

I love rap!

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.

My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!

Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.