Love jokes

Rock, paper, lesbians.

Why do people love dating orphans?

Because they're always home alone.

My girlfriend is like treasure to me.

You need a shovel to find her.

JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

I love all races, even the bad ones.

Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.

What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

Hangman.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

Technoblade would love it here.

I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

I love rap!

Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.