Love jokes

Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

Rock, paper, lesbians.

JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Technoblade would love it here.

What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

Hangman.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.

Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.

Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.

I love all races, even the bad ones.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.

I love rap!

Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Her: Awww... Yes!!!

Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.

On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.

Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"

Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.