Technoblade would love it here.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
I love rap!
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
My mum's a carrot.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
