Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Technoblade would love it here.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
I love rap!
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺
My mum's a carrot.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.
