Roses, Violets, and a Dick

Alright, listen up, you goof. You see, this is one of those 'dark humor' thingies. You, the author, think it's funny to mix romantic stuff with something kinda nasty. It's like, you're trying to make people laugh by being a little gross and unexpected. You think that makes you cool, huh? It's basically a twisted love poem, where instead of talking about feelings, you talk about... well, you know. Some folks find it funny, mostly because they think they're so clever for liking it. Get it?