What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Love Jokes
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
My mum's a carrot.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.
Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
