Love jokes

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"

Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?

My mum's a carrot.

Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3

Boy/girl: I love you.

Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.

The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*

Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.

Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

It was a complete waste of money.

He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."

Roses are red, I sniff marijuana, I have five fingers, The middle one is for your vagina.

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?

Because "family is everything!"

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.