Love jokes
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
O Dario tem namorada?
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."