Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
you.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
