A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Yo mama's like a fridge she breaks down when she loses her cool
How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail? -- They go to the retail store.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
