Lose jokes
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.