Lose jokes
Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don't pick it up.
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Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Yo mama's like a fridge, she breaks down when she loses her cool.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
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What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.