Look jokes
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Look at my name and you'll see.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Fuck you
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)