Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
