Look jokes

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

I am looking for Mike Roch.

Where are you right now?

Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

Hairline look like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."

I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."

He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

Bitch: Nice eyebrows.

Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?

Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)

Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"

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OKAY.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)