Look jokes

What's hot and hard?

Me when I look at children.

My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"

Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.

Peter Griffin's chin.

Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.

You may not like me, but you still look up to me.

Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!

Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Head look like a mf gorilla pop.

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"

The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"

The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"

The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"

Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.

Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!

Man 3: Me first!

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...