Look jokes
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.