Candace jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Kid 1: Do you know Candace?

Kid 2: Candace who?

Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!

RIP Candace.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.

Do you know Candice?

Nope.

Candice dick fit in your mouth.