Candace Jokes

Knock knock

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

Knock

Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?

Kid

Kid 1: Do you know Candace?

Kid 2: Candace who?

Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!