Highway Accident

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is a roast, which means someone's gettin' burned. The joke implies that you are an "accident." Get it? Cause you're ugly. And probably not smart. But definitely ugly.

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