Little jokes
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.