Little jokes

How do rappers like their coffee?

With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.

Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN.

Little off topic but...

Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.

Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.

Mum: Fair point.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!

Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?

Not Johnny.

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving!

What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.

If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe